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Social Experiment One - The First Date

querl-dox:

“NO!” he snapped, looking up and at the door; damn, a side-effect was increased anxiety…and he honestly didn’t want Lyle to leave. He didn’t know precisely what he wanted, but he wanted it.”I…Mn.” The entire night was just so painfully embarrassing. “I seem to be experiencing an unfortunate side-effect…Dammit. Door.” The auto-lock released and the door slid open as Querl pulled a blanket over himself. “My body reacts…oddly…to processed sugars. I’ve experienced these effects before, but…not with another person with me.”

That’s it, Querl, keep being vague. The human will get it eventually.

Even his narration is sarcastic.

Lyle walked in slowly, hesitantly, and sat at the foot of Querl’s bed. He wanted to go over and take the Coluan into his arms and hug him until everything was okay, but he was smarter than that. “So you… the sugar did this to you?” He wasn’t entirely certain whatthiswas but he did know it wasn’t a desired effect. Of course it wasn’t desired, sarcastic narration. Brainy’s curled up under a blanket freaking out on a bed.

"So should I try to stay back or do you need me to get you anything?" The scientist in him wanted to figure out if they could flush his system quickly to get rid of the sugars without exacerbating the negative effects. "I can get a medic?"

(Source: sexynerdyinvisibleninjagenius)

lyrl-dox asked
Daaaaaaarling~!

we were to accidentally touch lips:
[] Continue the touching of the lips.
[] Discontinue, but smile.
[x] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness.
[] Discontinue, and walk away.
[x] Discontinue and express distaste or shock.
[] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence.

you hugged me:
[] Return the favour.
[x] Allow you to continue… and pat your back awkwardly
[] Return the favour.
[] Resort to physical force to remove you from my person.

You asked me to go out on a date?
[] “Certainly!”
[] “I’m afraid not.”
[x] “Allow me to check my schedule… looks like I’m booked up.”
[] “I think that’s doable, allow me time to decide.”
[] “We have in the past.”
[] “Your memory must be faulty; we are currently dating.”

In addition,

you should:
[x] “Write to me.”
[] “Join me for a spot of fornication.”
[] “Speak with me more often.”

[x] “Stop in for tea.”

[] “Cease harassing me at once.

You scare me sometimes

querl-dox asked
Mn. "Darling".

we were to accidentally touch lips:
[x] Continue the touching of the lips.
[] Discontinue, but smile.
[] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness.
[] Discontinue, and walk away.
[] Discontinue and express distaste or shock.
[x] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence.

you hugged me:
[x] Return the favour.
[x] Allow you to continue.
[x] Return the favour.
[] Resort to physical force to remove you from my person.

You asked me to go out on a date?
[x] “Certainly!”
[] “I’m afraid not.”
[] “Allow me to check my schedule.”
[] “I think that’s doable, allow me time to decide.”
[x] “We have in the past.”
[x] “Your memory must be faulty; we are currently dating.”

In addition,

you should:
[x] “Write to me.”
[x] “Join me for a spot of fornication.”
[x] “Speak with me more often.”

[x] “Stop in for tea.”

[] “Cease harassing me at once.

Inquire “DARLING” and I’ll divulge what would transpire if:

tabathastale:

we were to accidentally touch lips:
[] Continue the touching of the lips.
[] Discontinue, but smile.
[] Discontinue, and be thrown in to a feeling of awkwardness.
[] Discontinue, and walk away.
[] Discontinue and express distaste or shock.
[] Discontinue, but then immediately recommence.

you hugged me:
[] Return the favour.
[] Allow you to continue.
[] Return the favour.
[] Resort to physical force to remove you from my person.

You asked me to go out on a date?
[] “Certainly!”
[] “I’m afraid not.”
[] “Allow me to check my schedule.”
[] “I think that’s doable, allow me time to decide.”
[] “We have in the past.”
[] “Your memory must be faulty; we are currently dating.”

In addition,

you should:
[] “Write to me.”
[] “Join me for a spot of fornication.”
[] “Speak with me more often.”

[] “Stop in for tea.”

[] “Cease harassing me at once.

(Source: adonia-anon)

Social Experiment One - The First Date

querl-dox:

A soft, strained little whine escaped Querl and he bit down gently and tugged at Lyle’s earlobe, dragging it between his teeth before reluctantly allowing Lyle to push him away…albeit only slightly, craving the warmth he felt from Lyle. At least Lyle wasn’t a moron, else this would have ended badly…

But Querl was shaking and he felt insanely uncomfortable and wrong and…the worst part was that it was the fact they had stopped that felt the most “wrong”. “I’m sorry,” he said quietly, shoulders twitching violently and Querl trying to force a smile. “I’m not…feeling like…myself.” He looked around nervously, feeling as if there were hundreds of people just staring at him. “E-excuse me…”

Dislodging himself from Lyle, the embarassed Coluan stumbled awkwardly off the couch and to his bedroom, shouting at the computer to auto-lock the door behind him. He felt like he was suffocating, his clothes too tight in spite of them being loosely-fitted, and he was burning up. It wasn’t the first time he’d felt that way, but it was the first time another person had been involved and…it freaked him out that he hadn’t wanted it to stop, that he wanted to go back out there and…

A shuddering exhale escaped him, his entire body shaking for a moment before flinging himself onto his bed and curling up into a tight little green ball in the center of the bed.

This was certainly not how he’d wanted this “experiment” to end.

It was averygood thing Lyle wasn’t a moron. He might not know everything about Querl but he knew enough to know when something was going wrong and he did his best to correct the situation. “Hey it’s o— Brainy?” Lyle reached for his friend but his hand closed on air as the Coluan scrambled away to his room. It wasn’t the fastest gesture in the universe but he was a little stunned by the whole situation.

"Wait—!" Norg climbed to his feet and followed after the fleeing scientist. He didn’t attempt to force his way into the room, but he did put his hand on the door. "What’s wrong? Is there anything I can do?" This entire date that was not a date was certainly a disaster. The kissing part was fine and all but what happened to Dox that made him start acting so strange? Again, the first part was nice but now that he was hiding in his room it was not a great evening.

"Do you want me to go?"

(Source: sexynerdyinvisibleninjagenius)

Anonymous asked
It's not Friday, but I don't give a shit. Write a headcanon for the word "dicks".

//ohhhmaaaaahgaaaaawds I just got this, okay…

Lyle is still young, so hearing “dicks” or some variation of that makes him laugh. He’s very aware that he’s attracted to masculine-type people but that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Social Experiment One - The First Date

querl-dox:

Querl was slowly getting the hang of this kissing thing, picking up cues from Lyle and taking it from there. It was odd, but even the tracks of his brain that were still fully coherent had to admit that it was enjoyable; the less-than-coherent tracks were enjoying the hell out of the experience, leaning against Lyle and putting a bit more effort and exploration into the kiss—biting at his lip and dragging it between his teeth, nudging the other boy’s mouth open slightly to allow his tongue access and the ability to explore.

Stop. You need to stop, he’s not going to understand.

“Sorry,” he broke away briefly and whispered, not entirely certain what he was apologizing for before his mouth was once again molesting Lyle’s. The Coluan, against every instinct, ignored his more rational thoughts. His hands wandered almost aimlessly before one clawed its way up the outer side of Lyle’s thigh, over his hip, and partway up his back, gripping his shirt. He wanted to push Lyle back against the couch, wanted to touch him in ways that might be deemed inappropriate, wanted Lyle to touch him to aid in relieving the tension and frustration that was building and making it very uncomfortable to sit the way they were forced to on the narrow sofa…

For Xarrox’s sake, Querl, withdraw! What is wrong with you?!

Querl withdrew only to breathe, lowering his head a little to nip along Lyle’s jawline and down his neck. This was bad, it was good, it was frustrating, it was…confusing…

Dammit, dammit, dammit…

Querl was a quick learner and Lyle didn’t quite know how to handle the enthusiastic scientist who was moaning and squirming and mostly on top of him. The apology passed quickly and before the human could reply their lips met again. He couldn’t find any real reason to stop the kiss to discuss what was said except something about this felt a little wrong.

There were hands touching him, clawing at him, and Querl was nipping on his neck… okay something was wrong. But oh that spot on his neck and those hands on his thigh why would he want to stop this? Oh. Right. A sense of morality and the potential that something might be influencing his friend’s actions. Plus he was supposed to be one of the good guys and good guys didn’t keep letting Coluans lick their necks when they might be under the influence of something.

"Querl? Qu-Querl you need to stop." Lyle stuttered, gently prying the hands away from his thigh and waist in an attempt to separate their bodies. "You’re acting odd."

(Source: sexynerdyinvisibleninjagenius)

Social Experiment One - The First Date

querl-dox:

Without thinking it through, Querl nodded; he really, really shouldn’t have any more, that one bite was loaded with processed sugars, not to mention the natural sugars in the berries. Too much more and he wouldn’t be able to be held responsible for his behavior or any situations such behaviors caused.

He opted to grab a fork and get a smaller bite this time, at the very least, trying to swallow down another happy noise along with the cake. It was unfair how his species reacted to such things, really. It tasted so good.

And then he became immediately distracted by a bit of cream that Lyle had missed at the corner of his mouth, green fingers grasping his chin and turning his head slightly as the Coluan leaned in closer, darker green tongue darting out to lick Lyle’s lips.

“…messy eater,” he practically purred, his entire body beginning to feel warmer; this was bad. He should really stop…

Something was changing with Querl and Lyle had the distinct feeling that this was what it would be like if suddenly stress disappeared from the universe and the Coluan was knocked down a few levels of intelligence. That could be the only explanation of why someone with a far superior intellect was licking cream off of his face and how was he still having any form of coherent thought?

"Querl..?" Lyle thought for a second more about how odd the situation was before he firmly decided he did not care and kissed his friend again. He tasted like sugar this time, but the underlying flavour was what he preferred. Dessert set aside, he pulled them close. Each motion was still slow, always reluctant in case there was some sort of stress that would bring an end to their “date” and potentially the relationship.

If there was one thing he definitely did not want to do, it was kill the cat.

(Source: sexynerdyinvisibleninjagenius)

strawberrieninja:

I wanted to draw them nuzzling each others’ mouths. I feel like B would do this to slow things down if makeouts were heading towards sexytime too quickly for his tastes. ((on the other hand, if he were on top, he could use this tactic to drive Lyle crazy with wanting a legitimate kiss))<3Querl Dox, Lyle Norg (C) Legion of Super-Heroes, DC Com.

strawberrieninja:

I wanted to draw them nuzzling each others’ mouths. I feel like B would do this to slow things down if makeouts were heading towards sexytime too quickly for his tastes. ((on the other hand, if he were on top, he could use this tactic to drive Lyle crazy with wanting a legitimate kiss))

<3

Querl Dox, Lyle Norg (C) Legion of Super-Heroes, DC Com.